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I have had some terrible takes in the past and will again in the future. It's tumblr. I can't check out any time I like, and I definitely can never leave. Avatar by the lovely Kyo.
A bloodthirsty warrior who does whatever it takes to become stronger, to the point of transmuting his own body against all advisement. He prefers fighting over all other forms of communication.
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There is no nuance button, if your answer is some variation of ‘I would if X’ then the answer is yes.
propaganda lightning round:
sadomasochist with his very own torture dungeon <3 so he can host
he’s a huge bitch. brat moment. put him in his place if he pisses you off
^ he’ll literally THANK YOU for severely harming him. he thanks the protagonist for kicking his ass after his boss fight in the game. hot.
or have him put you in your place. a switch’s dream
do you have a scientific/medical experimentation kink? look at this:
^ how he got those great tits. i’m sure he’d be happy to be your little science experiment <3 build-a-boyfriend?!?
he’s the heir to a disgraced empire and is trying to bring it back. so driven!
he single-handedly turned me into a furry-fucker after a lifetime of being exposed to furries and feeling nothing. i hope he finds his audience <3 here’s another pic of him naked bc the devs also seem to rly want you to want to fuck him
aiming out of the stadium and calling my shot: Zootopia 2 will be the third highest grossing animated film
the first movie was a fluke of production and marketing and didn’t have the full backing of Disney, won the Oscar and became a hit anyways
went on to make $1 Billion, in large part due to ticket sales in Japan and China
in the time since then, Shanghai Disneyland converted like 30% of their park into Zootopia world basically
Zootopia merchandise has its highest sales in Japan
Disney made a deal so that a Zootopia 2 animated skit does the “proper theater ettiquette” reel in Toho movie theaters in Japan
Marketing has been pushing HARD in China
Ne Zha 2, an animated film produced in China, was released this year and went on to make $2.2 billion. animated movies might still be a huge draw
I’m 99% positive that the reason the plot of Zootopia 2 involves a snake is bc they think it’s effective pandering with the “Year of the Snake”
the first time Zootopia made that much overseas, it was without focused marketing and now it’s like a known entity/IP with a ton of marketing
in the US the only real competition around the release date is Wicked 2, which would’ve been in theaters for a week by then. and no other huge hits coming after it for a good few weeks.
Zootopia will make a bajillion dollars and the discourse will be awful and so will the movie probably but the material result is this: furries will be mainstream (and therefor lame) by 2030
When I had dyke sex in the parking lot of the fire and brimstone church I grew up in
When a girl drew protective sigils on my arm for weeks after she overheard me tearing apart her old roommate for saying transphobic shit about her
When the sleep study doctor told me I have a medically large tongue and my wife shouted “I KNEW IT”
When the butch at the hardware store told me the shelf cutting machine broke and we spent 20min cutting shelves with bolt cutters for my wife’s closet.
At the RenFaire, my wife tried the knife throwing but couldn’t get it, then got huffy when I told her how to do it. She handed me the last knife and told me it’s not that easy. I did not tell her I threw knives a lot as a kid, so with all her bags and jewelry balanced in one arm, I flipped the knife a couple times and sunk it into the wooden target guy. Felt like a damn hallmark movie and I loved it.
When an Aussie woman in a hotel lobby asked me to please please keep talking because she was fascinated by my american southern accent. I called her darlin and she blushed.
When my wife’s grandfather was fine with her being a lesbian largely because I was such a big help with the cattle
When I moved an iron bedframe into the garden for my wife’s coworker and she asked how long we’d been together. The answer was that morning. We’d been going steady for about an hour.
When I taught my wife how to waltz
this is precious and lovely and you inspire me to create more wonderful dyke moments in the world
hardwired smoke detectors that chirp and that you can’t make SHUT THE FUCK UP BY TAKING THE BATTERY OUT should be classified as an illegal torture method
no more sharing what your florence or your swift song is. i need the folks who’ve been on this website for 12+ years to get vulnerable and tag their nightwish song
